The Kingdom of Womble 2747 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.084 billion Womble 2747ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Womble 2747ian economy, worth 381 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,999 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,688 per year while the poor average 2,632, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2747's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 2747 is ranked 229,982^nd in the world and 3,974^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.